iamthemilk

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• And then I fell into the water, because some people should just stay at home and shop online. #happythanksgivng… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
• I owe Gary an apology. I haven't slept in many years and my heart wasn't open to introducing yet another sleep-dep… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 months ago
• .@MasterClass offers online classes taught by the world’s greatest minds. Purchase through this invitation and we’l… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 7 months ago